For this walkthrough, I decided to target
FriendZone. This particular machine took me three days to complete, and I was cursing its creator the entire time. What's worse? They retired the machine while I was sleeping, the night before I beat the machine, so I got no points for the accomplishment.
Fake internet points aren't as important as real-world experience. But it would have been nice to get the points.
Anyway, let's get into it.